Worst Music Video Ever...

List some truly awful music videos. Who knows they might be torn apart on Metal Video Theater 3000!

I thought the Video for Metallica's "Day that never comes" was pointless and awful, especially considering that they probably had a HUGE budget for it

Beebaboo wrote:

I thought the Video for Metallica's "Day that never comes" was pointless and awful, especially considering that they probably had a HUGE budget for it

Yeah, while the video for "The Day That Never Comes" doesn't really seem to have anything to do with the song, at least you can kind of tell what the narrative of the video is. It's not like James is out there swimming with dolphins.

Yeah, the video for "All Nightmare Long" ain't too hot either.

Exodus - Riot Act (think these guys are huge fans of dethklok?)
Judas Priest - War (they apparently used the second life engine to shoot a 3D video)
Iron Maiden did a 3D vied similar to War also, but I can remember which song it was for.

Beebaboo wrote:

Yeah, the video for "All Nightmare Long" ain't too hot either.

I didn't know that they did a video for "All Nightmare Long."

They sure did, and it speaks for itself: Here

Beebaboo wrote:

They sure did, and it speaks for itself: Here

I actually thought it was pretty cool. Initially it irritated me, but as I kept watching I liked it more and more.

The video part was cool on its own, but there was no effort to make the song match it's video. It's as if they just overdubbed the song on top of an existing video.

Mystry Metal Theater 3000, here I come!

I just watched the Video for All Nightmare Long and I can't come to a conclusion whether I like it or not. Some parts are cool, but others i get bored and wanna turn it off.

You can add 'Christmas Eve' by Blackmore's Night to the list of shitty videos.

Awesome! I'll have to check it out.

Is it ondemand by chance?

I don't know I got it in a video podcast. As a matter of fact in the podcast I got there are two shitty Blackmore's Night videos.

so russia causes the zombie apocalypse? AND YOUR LUCK RUNS OUT-TAH!

Trying to start the cold war all over!

yeah. A cold, undead, zombie war...

Heaven & Hell (errr...Black Sabbath) - Bible Black

Wow. Apparently they spent $12 and hired a retarded monkey to make this video. No seriously it is totally on par with Judas Priest's War and that terrible Iron Maiden video. Which reminds me... what the fuck is with all of the older metal bands making animated videos, but not even coming close to making anything that resembles good. Have they not seen any animated movies???? Do they all still live in the 70's????

You want it the worst...you got the worst! the most terrible non-metal music videos ever made. and here they are.

The first music video looks like a space-aged version of grease.



Hey...isn't that marie from everbody loves raymond?



Introducing fredy miler. the guy with two mustaches.

Alex you need to post the videos here. Matt can tell you how. I'll take care of it this time.

Okay, justin. I think I figured out how to post youtube clips like that. I've noticed an insert video icon on post a reply, but I didn't think of that. that's pretty much why I post clips by copying and pasting links to the clips. I figure since I post clips like that, I would like to make those clips I've posted a suprise. but that's cool. if you guys want to post clips by selecting the insert video icon, I can do that.

Other than that, aren't those clips just the worst?

I just don't want to have to leave the page. I like having the video clip right there so I don't have to do anything else but click play!

Understood, justin. I'll post youtube clips by selecting the video icon.

Here's another terrible non-metal music video for your viewing pleasure. this music video proves that you can look like a porn star from the 70s and make one silly music video. enjoy.

SoBDale wrote:

Mystry Metal Theater 3000, here I come!

Check out the random stuff section, dale. matt posted a thread called mystery metal theater 3000. if you know any terrible metal music video by a well known band, feel free to posted there.

Ladies and gentlemen...wookie in the kitchen.



There's only one question about this music video...where's chewbacca?