Shitty band names!!!

They just have to be band that actually exist!

OOMPH!
Kickaxe

This band was a bit funny, but still sounds terrible.

Cookie Crotch Nuts

Ed Guy

HELLYEAH

I actually want to name my band 'Black Magix' just to get it out of the way. Now how bad/desperate does that sound?

Don't do it dude. I seriously don't think so.

Go thrashier, unless you wanna be a World of Warcraft band. Shit, me and J used to be in DARK RITUAL.

Try to get a name that chants good. 3 syllables, but no unnatural emphasis. S-O-B! S-O-B!
shit like that.

If you want to go in the Black Magic direction, grab a thesaurus, or go on wikipedia and find a nice, obscure reference that only the 'super hip' will get, or something that will always be a great conversation piece. How about Metallica 2?

How about Sodomized By Satan???

We may have to review that band at a board meeting. That is pure awful!!!! Its the same out of tune acoustic guitar with grunts occasionally. The only track title I can post that doesnt involve a curse word or an innuendo is "Dumpster Full of Bees". Truly horrific!

I haven't had the guts to actually torture myself by listening but...

Female Penis

Hurra Torpedo

Also needs to be reviewed on a board meeting. All the percussion is done on kitchen appliances! Also they cover TATU - All the things she said and total eclipse of the heart... Did i mention that the guy sings with a heavy Norwegian accent???

male poo woman shoe

I thought about it for a bit, and it still didn't make any sense.

Matt you were too nice about how awful Sodomized by Satan are. Word can not adequately describe them...Ima gonna go and wash my ears out with a power drill...

Haha yea they are awful. I definitely think everyone else needs to enjoy them too!!!

So i heard of a band back in the day called Satans Almighty Penis. They had a cd out and everything. Rofl i dont know if thats a bad band name. I love it ! haha

Rainbow butt monkey...that name is disgustingly hilarious.

believe it or not, that's what that band finger eleven was originally named.

Speed X

FullMetalJustin wrote:

Speed X

Yes it's great band name......For me to poop on!!!

HAIL!
CRUD!

So far if you have an exclamation point at the end of your band name you are OFFICIALLY RETARDED, I don't care how many members of the band used to play in good bands.

Rock band band.

although this is a fictional band on vh1 classic promoting rock band for xbox, I always thought this was the most retarded band name I have ever heard.

My Gay Uncle... Bad name ... decent covers...

Chinchilla

If you don't know what a chinchilla is...here is a picture



Softest fur on the planet. NOT METAL!!!

So your death metal band should be called CORPSE ORAGY! with the exclamation mark.