Help Dale Out...

Subject: Help Dale Out... Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:56 am

So in case Dale breaks a string onstage he needs some new/more cannibal jokes.

Similar to image wars, but no need to top the one before.

Rules:
No repeating.
One joke per post. (save em)

Game On:

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're very bitter.

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:54 am

African Roulette: Six women line up. You pick one at random to give you a blowjob. The kicker? One's a cannibal!

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:08 am

Why did the cannibal eat a tight rope walker?

He wanted a balanced meal...

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:47 pm

What did the cannibal do after he had
dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass!

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:59 pm

Keep em coming guys!! Keep em easy to memorize

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:57 pm

Have you heard about the cannibal
restaurant?
Dinner costs an arm and a leg.

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:58 pm

What do cannibals make out of politicians?

Bologna sandwiches.

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:58 pm

What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV
show?
A celebrity roast.

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:59 pm

What did the cannibal get when he was late
for dinner?
The cold shoulder.

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:03 pm

Did everyone google cannibal jokes and go to the first page listed? hehe

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:19 pm

lol Thats what I did. Its the only page that came up that didn't have pop-ups. ^_~

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:42 pm

What's the definition of Trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.\

EDIT: THERE lil' miss pikcy picky tongue

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:07 pm

You're only supposed to post ONE at a time! lol

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:20 pm

Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers?
Because writers cramp but readers digest.

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:21 pm

An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa had a malfunction, and went down. A few weeks later, the Pepsi Company sent a rescue plane. They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals.

They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash.

The Chief said, "You betcha!"

When asked where the crew was, the Chief replied, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi."

The Rescue crew were shocked. One man asked, "Did you eat their legs?"

The chief replied, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi."

Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?"

The Chief replied, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi."

After looking totally perplexed for a minute, a third asked, "Did you...you know...eat, their...'things'?"

The chief says, "No."

"No?" asked the rescuer.

"No," replied the Chief, "THINGS go better with Coke."

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:21 pm

Thats right!!! Everyone must do what I say!!! I pwn you ALL!!!!

Especially Dale. ^_~ <3

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:49 pm

I thought you were nice Sad

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:56 pm

Nope. I'm a big mean girl!!!! Butt

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:10 pm

God help me, I lol'd

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:44 am

Well if you're laughing now make sure to check me out in the next podcast!

I'm a fucking riot!

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:02 pm

What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:21 am

BAHAHAHA! That ones funny!

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:16 pm

One day a cannibal visited the neighboring island of cannibals. There, people cost $2 but politicians cost $25. The visiting cannibal asked, "How come politicians cost so much?"

The chief answered, "Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?"

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:31 pm

eeew... good though. I need a prinout of these so I can tape them to the back of my guitar. Or maybe I need to get my other 7string fixed... printouts are cheaper.

Areille, you're on part two of On the Road from Sugoicon. It'll be up in a couple days.

Subject: Re: Help Dale Out... Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:15 am

Ok, kool. Do I sound as stupid and drunk as I was?